(aka The Razor)

... pretty much the opposite of Neatnick, Sweeny puts your source-code on a diet by slashing it ... to the bone. Sweeney cuts comments, formatting, dead code, and even goes as far as to pare symbols down to the bare minimum. Especially useful when cut-n-paste is the only option for delivering projects, but also useful for complicating the lives of any who might want to reverse-engineer your code.

(It's true that all our standard products pay a visit to Sweeny's parlor before delivery, but original source-code is available with a developer's license, a signed NDA, and a signed Non-Comp.)